Sunday, July 18, 2010
Moving A Mountain
It’s a journey from the world of art to the world of faith. A 41.5-foot granite statue of Bahubali is wending its tedious way on a 146-wheel trailer truck from Bidadi, Karnataka, where it was made, to Songadh, a Digambar pilgrimage centre in Gujarat. As people flock around it, it’s not the artisan’s hands they marvel at; their rapture is for the lord, who they say is sui generis. It is this swift transference of his work from the realm of the earthly to the divine that master sculptor Ashok Gudigar, who created the monolithic statue over 18 long months, is trying to come to terms with.
Gudigar is likely to get many more orders to sculpt huge figures; indeed, some orders are at his doorstep already. But the question that’s lingering in the mind is this: Will this Bahubali give him a place in history? Will he be able to assert his authorship of it? It’s not that he thinks his work will be forgotten. Indeed, Gudigar believes that, as in the case of the 57-foot Gomateshwara statue in Shravanabelagola, of which this Bahubali is a replica, people will value his work a thousand years from now. But will they also read an inscription that says it was he who created the second tallest Jain statue in the world? At Shravanabelagola, there is a reference to the sculptor’s patron, Chavundaraya, but no mention of the sculptor (said to be Arishtanemi). So, will Gudigar, in this more individual-centred era, be allowed to put his name to it? He is unsure. “If permitted, I’d definitely like to do it,” he says.For more Please visit http://www.linkedin.com/news?viewArticle=&articleID=138070071&gid=1816222&type=member&item=24598369&articleURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.outlookindia.com%2Farticle.aspx%3F265885&urlhash=3lRw&goback=.gde_1816222_member_24598369
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Think !!!
Some may not agree with some of the following matrix.
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Printing mistake in Question paper:...
“Prove that 2/10=0.2 “is wrongly printed as” 2/10=2”
Our rocking students answered as below,
2 = TWO,
10 = TEN
TWO / TEN = WO / EN
W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order)
E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order)
W+O= 23+15 = 38
E+N= 5+14 = 19
So, 38 / 19 = 2 hence proved!
Our rocking students answered as below,
2 = TWO,
10 = TEN
TWO / TEN = WO / EN
W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order)
E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order)
W+O= 23+15 = 38
E+N= 5+14 = 19
So, 38 / 19 = 2 hence proved!
कुणाच्या इतक्याही जवळ जावू नये..............
कुणाच्या इतक्याही जवळ जावू नये
कुणाच्या इतक्याही जवळ जावू नये
की आपल्याला त्याची सवय व्हावी
तडकलेच जर ह्र्दय कधी
जोडतांना असह्य यातना व्हावी
डायरीत कुणाचे नाव इतकेही येवू नये
की पानांना ते नाव जड व्हावे
एक दिवस अचानक त्या नावाचे
डायरीत येणे बंद व्हावे
स्वप्नात कुणाला असंही बघु नये
की आधाराला त्याचे हात असावे
तुटलेच जर स्वप्न अचानक
हातात आपल्या कहीच नसावे
कुणाला इतकाही वेळ देवू नये
की आपल्या क्षणाक्षणावर त्याचा अधिकार व्हावा
एक दिवस आरशासमोर आपणास
आपलाच चेहरा परका व्हावा
कुणाची इतकीही ओढ नसावी
की पदोपदी आपण त्याचीच वाट बघावी
त्याची वाट बघता बघता
आपलीच वाट दिशाहीन व्हावी
कुणाची इतकेही ऐकू नये
की कानात त्याच्याच शब्दांचा घुमजाव व्हावा
आपल्या ओठातूनही मग
त्याच्याच शब्दांचा उच्चार व्हावा
कुणाची अशीही सोबत असू नये
की प्रत्येक स्पंदनात ती जाणवावी
ती साथ गमवण्याच्या केवळ भीतीने
डोळ्यात खळकन अक्ष्रू जमावी
कुणाला इतकाही माझा म्हणू नये
की त्याचे ' मी पण ' आपण विसरुन जावे
त्या संभ्रमातून त्याने आपल्याला
ठेच देवून जागे करावे....
कुणाच्या इतक्याही जवळ जावू नये
की आपल्याला त्याची सवय व्हावी
तडकलेच जर ह्र्दय कधी
जोडतांना असह्य यातना व्हावी
डायरीत कुणाचे नाव इतकेही येवू नये
की पानांना ते नाव जड व्हावे
एक दिवस अचानक त्या नावाचे
डायरीत येणे बंद व्हावे
स्वप्नात कुणाला असंही बघु नये
की आधाराला त्याचे हात असावे
तुटलेच जर स्वप्न अचानक
हातात आपल्या कहीच नसावे
कुणाला इतकाही वेळ देवू नये
की आपल्या क्षणाक्षणावर त्याचा अधिकार व्हावा
एक दिवस आरशासमोर आपणास
आपलाच चेहरा परका व्हावा
कुणाची इतकीही ओढ नसावी
की पदोपदी आपण त्याचीच वाट बघावी
त्याची वाट बघता बघता
आपलीच वाट दिशाहीन व्हावी
कुणाची इतकेही ऐकू नये
की कानात त्याच्याच शब्दांचा घुमजाव व्हावा
आपल्या ओठातूनही मग
त्याच्याच शब्दांचा उच्चार व्हावा
कुणाची अशीही सोबत असू नये
की प्रत्येक स्पंदनात ती जाणवावी
ती साथ गमवण्याच्या केवळ भीतीने
डोळ्यात खळकन अक्ष्रू जमावी
कुणाला इतकाही माझा म्हणू नये
की त्याचे ' मी पण ' आपण विसरुन जावे
त्या संभ्रमातून त्याने आपल्याला
ठेच देवून जागे करावे....
लोग रूठ जाते हैं मुझसे........
लोग रूठ जाते हैं मुझसे
और मुझे मानना नहीं आता,
मैं चाहता हूँ क्या
मुझे जाताना नहीं आता,
आंसुओं को पीना पुरानी आदत है
मुझे आंसू बहाना नहीं आता,
लोग कहते हैं मेरा दिल है पत्थर का
इसलिए इसको पिघलाना नहीं आता,
अब क्या कहूं मैं
क्या आता है, क्या नहीं आता,
बस मुझे मौसम की तरह
बदलना नहीं आता............
और मुझे मानना नहीं आता,
मैं चाहता हूँ क्या
मुझे जाताना नहीं आता,
आंसुओं को पीना पुरानी आदत है
मुझे आंसू बहाना नहीं आता,
लोग कहते हैं मेरा दिल है पत्थर का
इसलिए इसको पिघलाना नहीं आता,
अब क्या कहूं मैं
क्या आता है, क्या नहीं आता,
बस मुझे मौसम की तरह
बदलना नहीं आता............
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
1.) At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends.......
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2.) In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3.) At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4.) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5.) At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask..
Stupid Question :- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question :- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes inAfrica marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...
9.) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth.
Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2.) In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3.) At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4.) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5.) At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask..
Stupid Question :- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question :- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...
9.) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth.
Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Friday, July 18, 2008
Mobile Phone Technology - Disadvantages
The development of mobile phones brought convenient and advantages to the world. Communication between people and people are easier and fast. Though, the disadvantages brought along with the fast grown technology cannot be ignored. These problems not only influenced people personally but also the society.
Symptoms caused by the radiation of mobile phones are one of the most argued problems. Many scientists believe that the radiation from the mobile phones may cause the users to have different symptoms such as headache, earaches, blurring of vision and even causing cancer. Though, these problems are still under research. Mobile phone users are advice to reduce the usage on mobile phones if it is possible.
Mobile phone addiction is a big social problem. Psychiatrists believe that mobile phone addiction is becoming one of the biggest non-drug addictions in the 21st century. Along with the age drop of the mobile phone users and the ease of prepaid method provide by the system operators, most teenagers now own their own mobile phone and network service. Teenagers are engaged on their mobile phones all the time, no matter on phone calls, using SMS text messages, personalising the mobile phones with ringtones and pictures etc. Besides this, many people are running after the lastest mobile phones. New models of mobile phones are released almost everyday. In order to get up-to-date, people tend to change their mobile phones once in a while. These became habits among the mobile phone users causing them to spend unnecessary cost on mobile bills and costs.
Cyber bullying is also another issue among the disadvantages of mobile phones. Cyber bullying is a bullying act using offensive words and behavior via online chatting, emails or SMS text messages. It was showed that the psychological effects of cyber bullying are much severe that face-to-face bullying. This problem now is among teenagers especially the secondary students.
There are still many problems causing but the new technology. Mobile phones with camera functions are causing privacy problems. Saudi Arabia had banned camera phones through out the country while many countries are concern about this problem. This is because many people have misused the usage on the camera phones such as using it as a hidden camera to take photos which are private. The spreading on computer viruses is also a problem for this new technology. Just like computer viruses, these viruses will affect the normal usage on mobile phones making them to malfunction and causing destructions.
Symptoms caused by the radiation of mobile phones are one of the most argued problems. Many scientists believe that the radiation from the mobile phones may cause the users to have different symptoms such as headache, earaches, blurring of vision and even causing cancer. Though, these problems are still under research. Mobile phone users are advice to reduce the usage on mobile phones if it is possible.
Mobile phone addiction is a big social problem. Psychiatrists believe that mobile phone addiction is becoming one of the biggest non-drug addictions in the 21st century. Along with the age drop of the mobile phone users and the ease of prepaid method provide by the system operators, most teenagers now own their own mobile phone and network service. Teenagers are engaged on their mobile phones all the time, no matter on phone calls, using SMS text messages, personalising the mobile phones with ringtones and pictures etc. Besides this, many people are running after the lastest mobile phones. New models of mobile phones are released almost everyday. In order to get up-to-date, people tend to change their mobile phones once in a while. These became habits among the mobile phone users causing them to spend unnecessary cost on mobile bills and costs.
Cyber bullying is also another issue among the disadvantages of mobile phones. Cyber bullying is a bullying act using offensive words and behavior via online chatting, emails or SMS text messages. It was showed that the psychological effects of cyber bullying are much severe that face-to-face bullying. This problem now is among teenagers especially the secondary students.
There are still many problems causing but the new technology. Mobile phones with camera functions are causing privacy problems. Saudi Arabia had banned camera phones through out the country while many countries are concern about this problem. This is because many people have misused the usage on the camera phones such as using it as a hidden camera to take photos which are private. The spreading on computer viruses is also a problem for this new technology. Just like computer viruses, these viruses will affect the normal usage on mobile phones making them to malfunction and causing destructions.
